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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This black crewneck tee speaks with quiet confidence. Bold white type reads “COMFORTABLE” across the chest and “UNCOMFORTABLE” below, with a small, wry line — “making mediocre men” — tucked between. Wear it when you want your clothes to do the talking: a simple, slightly satirical statement piece that pairs easily with jeans, a denim jacket, or layered under a blazer. The soft, lightweight cotton feels gentle against skin while the strong, high-contrast print keeps the message clear. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to project calm assurance with a touch of edge — relaxed in fit but purposeful in voice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew neckline and clean, classic fit for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape and tear-away pearlized label for comfort and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed details with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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