$45.99
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$45.99
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L |
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3XL |
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Width, in
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20.00
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22.01
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24.00
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26.00
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28.00
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30.00
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32.00
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Length, in
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27.00
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28.00
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29.00
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30.00
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31.00
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32.00
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33.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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33.50
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34.50
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35.50
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36.50
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37.50
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38.50
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39.50
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Size tolerance, in
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks in quiet contradictions: soft to the touch, bold in its message. The oversized "Comfortable making mediocre men Uncomfortable" print leans into that tension—great for someone who leans into awkwardness, dry humor, or thoughtful discomfort. Wear it on slow mornings, long study nights, or during conversations that make you squirm and smile at the same time. The clean black background and stark white type keep the look minimalist and wearable with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket when the temperature drops. It’s for people who appreciate understated design and a little tongue-in-cheek honesty.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left, center, or large center chest, plus right and left wrists
- Made from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at shoulders, cuffs, waistband for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes, and DTF inner neck labels
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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