The Male Emotion Dictionary: What We Call Feelings When Men Have Them

The Male Emotion Dictionary: What We Call Feelings When Men Have Them

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The Male Emotion Dictionary: What We Call Feelings When Men Have Them

The Male Emotion Dictionary: What We Call Feelings When Men Have Them

$19.99
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Men are not less emotional. They just have better branding.

Anger becomes passion. Jealousy becomes protectiveness. Control becomes standards. Sulking becomes decompressing. Panic becomes concern for society.

The Male Emotion Dictionary is a sharp, funny field guide to the linguistic magic that turns male emotion into authority, logic, instinct, leadership, and “just being direct.”

Across 162 pages, this satirical paperback pulls apart the double standards hiding in everyday language—one emotional rebrand at a time. It is witty enough to make you laugh, pointed enough to start a conversation, and recognizable enough to make you immediately think of someone who needs a copy.

Inside you’ll find

  • ANGER → PASSION
  • JEALOUSY → PROTECTIVENESS
  • CONTROL → STANDARDS
  • SULKING → DECOMPRESSING
  • PANIC → CONCERN FOR SOCIETY

Perfect for readers who love feminist humor, gender satire, relationship commentary, social criticism, and books that say the quiet part out loud. It also makes a dangerously good gift for the friend who has spent years watching the exact same emotion receive very different PR depending on who is having it.

Keep the feeling. Lose the prestige costume.

Book details

  • Paperback, perfect bound
  • 162 pages
  • Digest size: 5.5 × 8.5 in / 140 × 216 mm
  • Standard black & white interior
  • 60# cream uncoated paper
  • Glossy cover finish

Published by IMPROPER.

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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Made for the mood

Not just another pretty thing. This is the kind of piece that changes the energy around it.

A little bite for the everyday.

Some things are bought because they are useful. Some things are kept because they feel like a private joke, a warning label, and a mood all at once. This belongs to the second kind.

Wherever it ends up, it should feel like a small refusal to be boring. A little rude, a little funny, a little too accurate, and exactly improper enough.

Adds personality without depending on the product category.

Made for spaces, routines, gifts, collections, and daily chaos.

Designed for women who are done being digestible.

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