"He Wanted a Traditional Woman So I Asked For His Traditional Salary" - T-shirt

"He Wanted a Traditional Woman So I Asked For His Traditional Salary" - T-shirt

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$27.99
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"He Wanted a Traditional Woman So I Asked For His Traditional Salary" - T-shirt

"He Wanted a Traditional Woman So I Asked For His Traditional Salary" - T-shirt

$27.99
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ColorWhite
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Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, humorous message with clean, high-contrast typography that reads like a confident conversation starter. Wear it when you want to make a wry point without saying a word — the statement sits centered and straightforward on a soft white canvas, letting the text be the focus. The classic crew neckline and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear with jeans for an everyday look. It feels breathable and lived-in from the first wear, and the durable print and quality fabric stand up to repeated washing so the message stays sharp. Great for casual days, relaxed gatherings, or anytime you want to spark a smirk or start a discussion.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable DTG/DTF printed text with tear-away pearlized label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified and meets EU safety standards; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Improper Lady Club

Made for the mood

Not just another pretty thing. This is the kind of piece that changes the energy around it.

A little bite for the everyday.

Some things are bought because they are useful. Some things are kept because they feel like a private joke, a warning label, and a mood all at once. This belongs to the second kind.

Wherever it ends up, it should feel like a small refusal to be boring. A little rude, a little funny, a little too accurate, and exactly improper enough.

Adds personality without depending on the product category.

Made for spaces, routines, gifts, collections, and daily chaos.

Designed for women who are done being digestible.

Part of the Improper Lady statement universe.